Magic 8 ball

Dressed still in suit and tie from work. Going out with some other summers. I'm ordering drinks from bar. Strike up conversation with middle-aged woman also ordering drinks.

Her: What do you do?
Me: Take a guess. What do I look like?
Her: If I had to guess, I would guess that you're a lawyer.
Me: Not quite. Just a law student. But what made you guess law?
Her: The "look at me" suit, the power red tie, the polished shoes, and that swagger that only lawyers and pro athletes walk with.
Me: Damn. Are lawyers all that obvious?
Her: Yeah. And that your bag that's engraved with [name of evil legal enterprise] also helps.