Thursday, May 03, 2007

the things we do during finals.

1 final down, three more to go.

Someone forwarded this to me, and I found it pretty funny (note, I'm laughing at the poster, not with him). Here's some helpful advice buddy on why you're not getting some--it's exactly because you post on casual encounters, since we know only cool guys who can meet any girl he wants will resort to craigslist personals. [I've edited some words to keep this a family-friendly law school blog and took out his reply email to save him the trouble of random people emailing him. Other than that everything else appears verbatim.]

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ISO discreet hookup at my law school - stress relief for finals - m4w - 28

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Date: 2007-05-01, 3:00PM PDT

I am a law student at a los angeles law school, and of course i am being very general about which school. Finals are here and i have been studying in the library furtively glancing at the delectable female law students scurrying about. i think they look yummy, and i would like to find out. i have looked at craigslist casual encounters and have come to the conclusion that the women that post (if there are any actual women that post) are not the type of woman i would want to be involved with, even for a quickie. as a law student myself, i know that i am clean, together and am able to take confidentiality very seriously. there are just some moments when steam needs to be released, and i am certain that fellow law students feel the same way, the library it seems a little rude to approach a friendly looking woman and ask for a b------, or just let me l--- your p---- (a task at which i excel). anyway, email me back with the answers to the following quiz, (just to weed out the fakes, i will not respond to any emails without answers.) very basic stuff.

1) authors of the majority and dissent in palsgraf.
2) complete the name of the following civ pro chestnut: international ____.
3) name the first cheif justice.

good luck!

Location: los angeles area
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Blogger Strange Bird said...

What a winner!

8:44 AM  
Blogger nicolle said...

that's hilarious.

i'm sure he's still not going to get any, but at least he tried.

3:20 PM  
Blogger angela said...

He spelled "chief" wrong.

5:32 PM  
Blogger angela said...

By the way... good luck on the rest of your finals.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Strange Bird said...

Good written!

7:39 PM  
Blogger Justice Moustache said...

Here's a thought: if you're so utterly desperate for some ass that you have to shamelessly beg for it on Craigslist, then for the love of Moses, don't eliminate what razor-thin chance you have left by including a quiz of legal terms that will weed out the one fat, hairy 57-year old woman who actually responds.

9:50 PM  

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