I am bad.
Quote from Diversity Reception:
(random banter beforehand so that I get one of their giveaways)
Firm rep: "So, how interested are you in our firm?"
Me: "Little to none."
Firm rep: "Why is that?"
Me: "Because your brochure looks like it was made by a 12 year old. I know I'm being superficial, but if law firms are superficial enough to judge students based solely on GPA, I'm going to be superficial and judge firms based on brochures and how good looking the associates are."
I know, I have big cojones to have said that. (The vast quantities of free alcohol I consumed at the reception helped immensely. And that I already have a summer job and was there only for the free alcohol and USB drives. And because my name tag had fallen off by that point and there was no way the firm could track me down.)
(random banter beforehand so that I get one of their giveaways)
Firm rep: "So, how interested are you in our firm?"
Me: "Little to none."
Firm rep: "Why is that?"
Me: "Because your brochure looks like it was made by a 12 year old. I know I'm being superficial, but if law firms are superficial enough to judge students based solely on GPA, I'm going to be superficial and judge firms based on brochures and how good looking the associates are."
I know, I have big cojones to have said that. (The vast quantities of free alcohol I consumed at the reception helped immensely. And that I already have a summer job and was there only for the free alcohol and USB drives. And because my name tag had fallen off by that point and there was no way the firm could track me down.)
posted by The Fox at 8:32 PM
4 Comments:
I don't think even I could find the testicular fortitude to pull this off. To put it another way: You are my hero.
You know you have arrived when NambyPamby calls you his hero.
Nicely done. You shall ever have my respect for that, I'm not sure I could have pulled that off (not even with the alcohol flowing).
lol ....I didn't know you were there. What a coincidence! I just finished writing on the same event.
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