I am shocked

So, there is word out that Roger Clemens used "performance enhancing drugs."

If this were true, I would be absolutely stunned. Are you telling me that a 44 year old pitcher doesn't throw heat naturally? That, simply because of his intense workouts, he has been able to do what no other 40+ year old pitcher has done in the history of baseball? That, by defying the laws of physiology, he has been able to throw faster as he grew older? That his fellow Texan and workout buddy, Andy Pettitte, just happened to be implicated as well?

Absolutely shocking.