Quotes of the day

[Prof X]: "I went to Yale so I don't know the law. I didn't go to Contracts or Torts either. But they still passed me."

"One day, I'm going to walk into class and talk about O.J. Simpson and I'll get blank looks. That's when I'll retire."

"Why will I never be a president of a university? Because the first thing I would do would be to cancel the football team and make it intramural."