Dollar bills
Went to San Francisco recently for callbacks.
At the airport, I bought a $3 bottle of soda with a $20. Got back change all in dollar bills.
On the plane, I bought a $5 sandwich. Flight attendant was this no-nonsense mid-40s lady. I took out my wad of dollar bills.
Her: That's a lot of dollar bills you've got there.
Me: Yeah, long night last night at the strip club.
She responds by giving me the death stare.
All I know is that I'm grateful for the lack of prepared meals on airlines, as she would have definitely spit in my food if she had the chance.
At the airport, I bought a $3 bottle of soda with a $20. Got back change all in dollar bills.
On the plane, I bought a $5 sandwich. Flight attendant was this no-nonsense mid-40s lady. I took out my wad of dollar bills.
Her: That's a lot of dollar bills you've got there.
Me: Yeah, long night last night at the strip club.
She responds by giving me the death stare.
All I know is that I'm grateful for the lack of prepared meals on airlines, as she would have definitely spit in my food if she had the chance.
posted by The Fox at 10:54 AM
3 Comments:
She obviously missed that fact that if you still have a bunch of singles, you weren't doing to much at the strip club. Unless you were the one on stage.
silly lol
The funny thing is, if you'd pulled out a bunch of $20's instead, she probably would have offered to give you a lapdance.
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