Law review hopefuls: Wish you were here
You are:
Still reading your 400 page law review writeon packet and/or just beginning to write your comment. You have not gotten much sleep and have spent the last 3 days locked away in your room/library. Guy: you are wearing a dirty T-shirt, have a 4 day-old shadow, and there are half-eaten pizza/Hot Pockets boxes in your room. Girl: you have not shaved your legs in a week, and your room is full of half-empty cans of Diet Coke, Sugarfree Red Bull, and Wheat Thins.
What I did today:
Woke up hungover at 11am at [name of mountain resort], ate steak and eggs, and spent the afternoon snowboarding. Watched UCLA manhandle Kansas to reach the Final 4 for the second year in a row. Drank some more. Ate dinner overlooking pretty white-covered landscape. And I just spent the entire night playing and partying with TheLadyFriend, 2 not-too-shabby-looking blonde Norwegian models with cute accents and undoubtedly smooth legs (they beat me on the slopes today, but then again, they were practically born with skis whereas I really like the sun), an Olympic silver medalist, and members of the men's and women's soccer team from [big name sports school].
Who is having the better spring break?
It's still not too late to give up on the Law Review writeon (the odds are stacked against you anyway) and actually go and enjoy your spring break. If you need any positive encouragement regarding the law review writeon, visit matthewb. Do you really enjoy pointless punishment that much?
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR SPRING BREAK!
Still reading your 400 page law review writeon packet and/or just beginning to write your comment. You have not gotten much sleep and have spent the last 3 days locked away in your room/library. Guy: you are wearing a dirty T-shirt, have a 4 day-old shadow, and there are half-eaten pizza/Hot Pockets boxes in your room. Girl: you have not shaved your legs in a week, and your room is full of half-empty cans of Diet Coke, Sugarfree Red Bull, and Wheat Thins.
What I did today:
Woke up hungover at 11am at [name of mountain resort], ate steak and eggs, and spent the afternoon snowboarding. Watched UCLA manhandle Kansas to reach the Final 4 for the second year in a row. Drank some more. Ate dinner overlooking pretty white-covered landscape. And I just spent the entire night playing and partying with TheLadyFriend, 2 not-too-shabby-looking blonde Norwegian models with cute accents and undoubtedly smooth legs (they beat me on the slopes today, but then again, they were practically born with skis whereas I really like the sun), an Olympic silver medalist, and members of the men's and women's soccer team from [big name sports school].
Who is having the better spring break?
It's still not too late to give up on the Law Review writeon (the odds are stacked against you anyway) and actually go and enjoy your spring break. If you need any positive encouragement regarding the law review writeon, visit matthewb. Do you really enjoy pointless punishment that much?
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR SPRING BREAK!
posted by The Fox at 4:06 AM
2 Comments:
Did you see the UNC/GTown game today?
I was annoyed that UNC lost... I had them beating your school in the final game. What a rip.
I did. I am not afraid of GT in the least, or Ohio State for that matter. If we get by Florida, we're set.
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