Don't worry, he's got more

I was driving down the 405 today in my [name of a cheap car] when I saw a bright yellow Ferrari along the divider, crunched up like an accordion.

Cars are to LA what designer bags and shoes are to New York and what fake boobs are to porn...the things by which people measure themselves to others. So, in all likelihood, FerrariMan has a spare $180K Ferrari at home.