Rain

Rain, rain, go away.

I was recently forced to go and buy an [overpriced UCLA bookstore] umbrella. Believe it or not, I had gone a year and a half without owning an umbrella. But due to the recent uncooperative weather, my dreams of going three years without an umbrella have been dashed. And because of the rain, I have been forced to stay inside and (gasp!) study.

Dear Mr./Ms. Weather, this is Southern California, and it's not supposed to rain.

That's why we have massive brush fires and drought, and rob the Colorado River of all its water.